One of our least favorite bands in the world would have to be the Foo Fighters. For the last 10-plus years Dave Grohl’s played out the Nirvana legacy, which, face it, was not that impressive to begin with.

But the Smoking Gun’s acquisition of the band’s tour rider is arguably the best piece of work from Grohl & Co. since he played drums on the Tenacious D album back in 2003. One can only assume the manifesto is the work of Grohl or some really particular roadie.

The band’s requests include gems like “Big ass kielbasas that make men feel self conscious,” bacon, which Grohl calls “God’s currency,” and a ton of 16-oz. Solo cups — man’s got a white-trash image to uphold.

Still, despite a witty wishlist, this doesn’t take away from this, this and this.

“Wow, Rock Stars Ask For Some Stupid Crap” (The Smoking Gun)

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